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This is very exciting! Version 2.0! well, here we go, have fun reading this page while i update the site!..... 50 Fun things to do in an elevator!

1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
21. Meow occasionally.
22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
25. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
26. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the accordion.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"

15 Fun Things to do at Boring Movies

1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

11 Fun Things to Do at a Mall

1) go into a shoestore and ask to see a pair of shoes in an outrageous size like 22 and when they say they dont carry them that big start crying and bawling and when they try to say what , whats wrong throw a pair of shoes at the salesclerk and stomp out of the store screaming and shaking your fist, ill sue ,ILL SUE YOU ALL
2) walk up to the front desk in a store and demand to see the manager and when u do announce very loudly, that tickle me elmo requested to be tickled in a inaproriate place. threaten to press harassment charges.
3)go into a really fancy store with lots of breakables and organize a tag game.
4)announce over the pa system that your lost and youd like your crush to come find you
5)pretend that the atm machine is a slot machine and scream jackpot everytime it spits out a bill
6)go into a 14+ store and demand to see a pair of jeans in a size 2
7)walk into victorias secret and announce that keeping secrets isnt nice and refuse to leave until someone tells you victorias
8)slow dance with a manequin in a clothing store
9) Go to the bay and run around spraying urself with random perfumes untill you stink
10)go into a matress store in ur pjs and with a book and get inside one of the bed displays and when the clerk comes over demand that she reads you a story before you will get out.
11) Go to an excerise machine store and play on all the machines

13 ways to annoy someone on MSN:

1.When there are 3 or more people chatting in the same MSN window, change your name and writing to one of the other people who is in that same window and the other person will get confused.
2. When alot of people are online, keep signing out and back in!
3. When u are talking to someone, and they r typing, keep blocking then unblocking them so they have to stop typing then retype again
4. Keep Brbing people (especially when they are telling you something)
5. If you know people have a slow computer type up alot of those emoticon things (like 50) so itll take a while for all of them to show up on their screen and slow their computer up even more
6. Type things in the wrong window in purpose (and make the stuff ur typing real juicy stuff so thye will ask bout it)
7. If someone doest have a mic keep requesting a voice convo even if u dont have a mic just so they keep pressing Decline
8. When talking to people pretend your someone ur not and ask really personal questions so they get all embaressed
9. Act like your on speed, so when u type all the spelling is wrong! and they can't understand what your saying
10. Pretend its actually your mother on msn and abuse the people your talking too!
11. Pretend your high and insist God and Nikki Webster are sitting beside you and are touching you hair and face, then keep talking bout it and eventually they get annoyed
12. Pretend you can't hear what they r saying-even though they are typing!
13. Pretend your blind and cant see what their saying

MSN names:

I wanna be just like Barbie, that b!tch gets every thing!
Im out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
u should never judge a girl by her boyfriend
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
Its better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Do you come with a instruction manual cuz your confussin me!
You see, You like, You try, You fail...-mEaNwHiLe-...I see, I like, I want, I get!
i'M nOt SmiLiN At u ! i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh!
¤i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg¤
If you want me to fall for you. . . you can start by giving me something worth tripping over.
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute then screw that damn fruit!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, so is your head
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!
Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!?
For all of you who talk about me...thanks for making me the center of your world!
To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!